What do you need today?

Pizza? A Cringe Quote? Or a Daily Affirmation?

Some days, you're thriving. Other days, you're one minor inconvenience away from deleting everything and moving to a cabin in the woods.

On those days, what do you need? A motivational quote stolen from a 2007 Tumblr post? A slice of pizza so greasy it could fix your life? Or maybe just a soft reminder that you're doing your best and that's enough?

This page doesn't promise to solve your problems. But it will offer you something completely unnecessary but mildly satisfying — whether that's emotional carbs, dramatic wisdom, or a crumb of calm.

Click the button. Let the digital chaos choose for you.

Therapy not included.